The door opens without knock or notice of any kind and in pops my cousin "greetings D!""Oh, hello Rohan. How are you?"
"You mean, are you well? You americans say it all wrong."
"Right Ro. Sorry. Are you well?"
"Yes, thank you for asking. Dearest of cousins, please forgive my intrusion but what on god's green earth is this next to your fruit. A tastie of sorts?"
"Wha?.......uh, oh that? A few gifts from my SIL. Want some coffee and a nibble of chocolate?"
"Indeed!"
"Well, take a closer look."
"Bloody hell, what the %#&! is this?""A few gifts."
"GIFTS? Like from a, what do you call it, a white elephant party?"
"Yes. I mean, no. No white elephant component, but yes, gifts like the thank you very much, I will enjoy these items immensely KIND. Ones that I will enjoy without fail. Ones that on some strange level, I have been searching for going on 5 plus years!"
"Are we really going to have coffee that has passed through an animal while enjoying a square of bacon flavored chocolate?"
"Yeah, check it out. It says mit speck on the bar and weasel on the bag. Everyone knows what that means."
I really have been trying to find a chocolate dessert item that contains bacon. More specifically a bacon chocolate chip cookie. I've never been brave enough, no, make that drunk enough to have attempted a batch at home though, and then into my lap drops a candy bar containing bacon, that puts off the experiment for at least another year. Wheew!
And the passed through an animal coffee? Haven't you ever heard of the stuff? Well, this gifted version doesn't actually pass through the weasel, or any weasel for that matter. It has just been processed with enzymes to simulate the passing through a civet's intestinal tract and out it's butt, only then to be dried in the sun, then ground up and brewed. Ah, technology.
Mmmm, that's some tasty weasel.
And Zotter is my new culinary hero.
Just thought I'd share.
